Doomsday will be Dry: The Water Clock of the Apocalypse

Indeed

EsoterX

“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes” – W. C. Fields

drought Nope, no water here…

The average human is about 70% water.  The rest amounts to about $160 in trace elements and social media profiles.  So, water is very nearly as important to us as Facebook likes.  It’s too bad this ball of dirt we call home has so little of it.  Hold on cowpoke, you’re probably saying, doesn’t water cover about 71% of the Earth?  Why yes that’s true Skippy, but 96.5% of that is in the oceans, and ocean water is about as good at quenching thirst as Zima.  When it comes to freshwater of the variety you can drink (not even accounting for when its laden with toxic chemicals that make your children grow tails and fail standardized tests, intestinal parasites that colonize your organs, or overzealous bacteria),  70% of the Earth’s freshwater…

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