Law of the Diminishing Return

Trent Lewin


            It’s the hottest May on record in this city.

‘May 5, 2015

Dear Mr. Martin,

Hi Billy! Welcome to our building. Happy to have you here, and no problem about helping you move in. You certainly have a lot of stuff! Attached you’ll find a pack of tenant guidelines. If you have any questions, please ask.

Yours truly,

The Landlord’

            The full moon was on June 2nd. For the next four years, it’ll be on June 20th, June 9th, June 28th and June 17th. Long ago, people depended on the moon for light. Not anymore.

‘June 20, 2015

Dear Mr. Martin,

We got your toaster oven. It was nicely placed in front of my door, where it tripped me as I went out to get the mail. Fortunately, I’m fine, and was glad to see that you had left…

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