Law of the Diminishing Return

Trent Lewin

            It’s the hottest May on record in this city.

‘May 5, 2015

Dear Mr. Martin,

Hi Billy! Welcome to our building. Happy to have you here, and no problem about helping you move in. You certainly have a lot of stuff! Attached you’ll find a pack of tenant guidelines. If you have any questions, please ask.

Yours truly,

The Landlord’

            The full moon was on June 2^nd. For the next four years, it’ll be on June 20^th, June 9^th, June 28^th and June 17^th. Long ago, people depended on the moon for light. Not anymore.

‘June 20, 2015

Dear Mr. Martin,

We got your toaster oven. It was nicely placed in front of my door, where it tripped me as I went out to get the mail. Fortunately, I’m fine, and was glad to see that you had left…

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