Hahaha I actually knew all of them!
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Do you ever repeat yourself?
Maybe it’s that story about the time you met George Clooney scrabbling through packets of half-priced cereal at the supermarket – you went for the low sugar muesli while George was right at the Coco-pop-loops like a terrier down a rat hole.
Or when your cousin Maudie got married for the second time – to that funny lad with the lazy eye and the ginger sideburns that looked like big caterpillars he’d trained to lie on his cheeks – and some numpty gave your Uncle Fred a glass of champagne before the speeches and he stood up in front of a 150 people said how the bride should be done for fraud for wearing white.
Or maybe it’s just a phrase that you say over and over.
Worse things happen at sea.
or
It’s not me it’s you.
or the classic
Please leave…
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